guyswithiphones:
so. I am featured on guyswithiphones and it’s really fucking hilarious! my photo totally sticks out like a sore thumb compared to all the beefy guys sexing it up when I’m just being goofy.
and of course, there are always the haters online who have to be the debbie downers in life.
so, my message to the dudes hatin on my buldge:
come over and let me fuck you. you’ll be back. you’ll totally be back. they always come back.