the WAR in DREW

so. I am featured on guyswithiphones and it’s really fucking hilarious! my photo totally sticks out like a sore thumb compared to all the beefy guys sexing it up when I’m just being goofy.

and of course, there are always the haters online who have to be the debbie downers in life.

so, my message to the dudes hatin on my buldge:

come over and let me fuck you. you’ll be back. you’ll totally be back. they always come back.

We all need to talk.

I really think it is time that some of ya need to move on from Abercrombie and AE and Hollister. It’s pretty worn out. Well, VERY worn out. You look cute and all, but then I turn my head and there you are again…oh wait, that’s a different person wearing the same thing as you.

Also it is seriously over priced. You know it. Now, I’m no fashion expert by all means, and I’m always saying that you should be yourself. To each their own, but I am certain that you can carry out the same look without the brand plastered all over every inch of the fabric. It’s distracting and I know you guys can do better. You know it too!

Anyway, the Abercrombie look is just flaccid. They market for teenagers and young adults who need guidance in how to dress. It’s like fashion training for the fashion challenged.

All in all, do what ya want! You have thy right….but you gotta admit, gay folks have worn that shit out. It needs to die off.

Oh, and “ripped jeans” are fake. The jock that gets my attention is the jock in a sweaty dirty Hanes tshirt, baseball cap, and jeans that he’s had for 5 years and worn the shit out if naturally.

Just sayyyyin’

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